Larry has a two 50 caliber machine guns for arms and god damn sledgehammers for delts. Larry’s got “Pussy & Beer” tattooed on his right tit and a grand canyonesque scar from and toothbrush shank running from his shoulder blades to his ballsack. Larry’s has two glass eyes and and an eyepatch anyway just for shits. Larry hasn’t brushed his teeth since he snacked on Britney Spears’ box on the set of “Oops I did it Again” cause Larry likes to savor the flavor, ya dig. Larry has mange. Larry likes his mange so he goes shirtless to expose it.

“Gee golly Larry, where the hell is this going?! I need to finish reading this before Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team gets back from commercial so I can and finger my anus!”  Well Clown, the point is… what part of the above physical description says to you