Larry thinks it is time to give back to the community. Larry thinks a little session every-so-often where Larry introduces the kiddies to a new word would be fun. Maybe enough sessions to satisfy 1,000 hours and this cunt of a judge? Eh? Just an arbitrary number, nothing else to it…  Anyway please place your childrens in front of the monitor now, Larry is going to teach them a new word. This will be fun and make their brains fat with knowledge.

Today’s word is… NARC.   N-a-r-c.  Narc. “Well Gee golly Larry! Isn’t that a police term or a term described to talk about taddletells or blah blah blah fuck shit blah?!?”

WRONG FUCKFACE!!! Strike 1!!!! That is the old term and it is out. Narc means – No Apparent Reason Chubby. Yep. Stop a second and let your brain expand. If you feel that pressure against your skull it’s cause your brain literally grew thanks to Larry’s learnings.

Aww This makes Larry feel warm and fuzzy. Wait no… just piss.

Ok anyway, Narc means No Apparent Reason Chubby. This is used to describe a situation comon to most males ages 16 plus. It’s when you get a boner for no fucking reason whatsoever. Examples:

You are in class and the bell rings. For whatever reason, you were sitting in English lit and sprouted a boner for no rhyme or reason. Your friend stands up with the bell and is like “Hey dude, let’s fucking roll.” You just sit there, cause you don’t want to expose the boner, and he is like “What the fuck man get up!” You can employ your knew found knowledge and be like, “Can’t just yet dude, I got a narc. Give me a sec to subdue it.”

If your friends like to hit each other in the dick like good friends sometimes do, but the wind blew just right and gave you a stiffy, then you can be like, “Wait guys… time out. I got a narc.” They will appreciate that, as the last thing any of your buds want to do is slap your dick for a good laugh and get a hand full of chub. Traumatic.

Morning wood Larry thinks can be an honory narc. A full trueblooded narc springs up with absolutely no warning and no justification. Morning wood could be related to some sexy dream you had about eating out a cheerleaders ass or whatever, or could have physical implications related to waking up and your bodies boot-up routine… Larry may remove vital organs from people and host abortion parties, but god damn he’s no doctor so he can’t really say on this matter. But they do seem to just kinda spring up so Larry will dub Morning Wood “Narc – lite”.

Boner from staring at big tits… Not a narc. It is justified.  Boner from staring at ass & legs… Not a narc. Boner from 1:00AM cinemax… nope, not a narc either. Stealing an AK-47 with the serial number already filed off…. completely justified reason for a boner. No narcs in this test group.

Boner while parallel parking your whip at the mall… now that is a fucking narc. No Apparent Reason Chubby.

Class is over friends. Good talk. Fuck off. Sign this timesheet for Judge Hairypuss.