Larry has a bone to pick.  It’s not so much a bone as much as it is a violent fit of fucking rage every time Larry sees this pussy kid.   The last time Larry saw a Justin Bieber music video he had the “knee jerk reaction” of pulling out his own nut sack and burning all the hair off of it until he passed out from the pain.  You see, this was Larry’s only option.  Larry couldn’t find the God damned remote to mute or change the TV and Larry was so drunk he had 3 failed attempts to smash the TV with an empty Jack bottle.

Last time Larry was driving his neighbors car (stolen for his pleasure) and this shit bag Justin Bieber’s song came on, Larry immediately slammed the gas and smashed the fucking car into a telephone pole safely ejecting Larry out of ear shot of said shit bags high pitched ramblings.

There is not much that pisses Larry off more than a 12 year old blow job who hasn’t even kissed a girl talking about the pain of love and lifes complexities. This kid should be singing about Mickey Mouse and that dirty whore Mrs. Piggy.

What saddens Larry on a deep level is that Justin Bieber was not Larry’s prison roomate.  Then the kid would have something to sing about.  He would know true pain and what it is to be truly “loved.”

One of Larry’s closest friends is a top tier scientist.  He has a new invention he’s been working on that can translate any song into a picture.  After playing just one of Justin Bieber’s newest songs here is the translation the software generated:

Justin Bieber is a major recording artist?  If Larry would hadn’t raped the last 3 boom mic operators who studios tried to sneak into his monthly shower sessions where he sings Elvis greatest hits better than the king himself, than Larry would be a multi platinum recording artist himself.

Most people don’t know this, but Larry used to be Michael Jackson’s vocal coach.  That was before he stopped molesting kids.  After he quit, Larry lost all respect for him because Larry can’t stand a quitter, no matter how horrible the habit.  Are we off the point?  Fuck you there is no fucking point.

The only point you need to remember is that Larry takes a shit at least twice the size of this Justin Bieber cock sucker every day….sometimes twice per day.

Fuck you for reading this.  Do something with your fucking life you pieces of shit.

-Larry on the mic