Larry talking shit in his fantasy league (This year larry goes by “Dick Dealer”)
Hey fags,
One thing that I like about you guys is that your periods are all synchronized.
That’s enough about that. I came here to tell a tale. It’s a tale of one hero…one champion. A lover and a warrior. This legend makes pussy tremble and grown men clench their ass.
You guys still confused on who this great savage is? Let me give you a hint.
This is the one man who used to rape guys who looked just like Buck once a week while doing his second tour in prison for stabbing a live cow and fucking the wound.
This is that charming stranger who titty fucks you when you least expect it.
Now you’ve got it….no? Sure you do….How about a few more hints.
This dark knight bows heads to many names…You’re familiar with a few:
Testicle Necklace
FullFrontalMaleNudity
WhoreFuckerZilla
EightInchOakRoot
Charming Stranger
and….
Dick Dealer
He’s the hero you need, not the one you fuckers deserve..
-Dick Dealer
Larry, one thing I appreciate about your writings is that you are one uncensored mother fucker.
Thanks for staying candid black pig.
-Nick
I just spent an hour of normally productive time reading your rambling hysterics. Like a young boy at his first weekend alone with the local catholic priest, I feel like I lost a part of my innocence forever. Fuck you pig.
On a side note, I did produce an erection the likes of which will probably cause stretch marks.