Oh the economy got it’s own dick snapped off in it’s ass? Oh BP and some black crude are playing drunk frat boy to the Gulf of Mexico’s virgin pussy? How about this. Everyone without a college degree and without a job, report to the fucking beach. Here is bucket and a shovel and 10 dollars an hour. Everyone with a college degree but no job, report to the fucking beach. Go supervise the mother fuckers with the buckets and shovels and here is 20 dollars an hour. Problem solved. 2 birds, 1 stone, Larry wins. Larry didn’t go to Harvard law either champ. Larry wins again.

Why don’t they just burn that shit up with some fire?? Not little controlled burns, Larry means some napalm. We could have the Coast Guard and Navy equip their ships and choppers with some some big ass industrial box fans and just push the ensuing smoke orgy right down into Cuba. Viola, Finito!!

Larry just doesn’t believe it that there is nothing to do, it’s been what, like 70 days? 40 years ago we put men on the fucking moon. Yes 40 years ago we shot a rocket out of orbit, landed it on the moon in fucking outer space, got out, walked around, claimed it with a big unwaving stiff-as-a-dick  flag, got back on the rocket, blasted it off of the moon, then flew it back from outerspace, checkmated the scorching hot ozone layer and landed it in the ocean. So, you’re telling Larry that 40 years after that, they can’t do anything at all about a broken pipe under the water? Well they sure as shit managed to get a camera down there to feed a live stream to youtube, but ohhh no hot damn they can’t get a fucking lid down there. I mean let’s be reasonable, lids are complex. Pssshsshhhh. Bull-shit. Don’t piss down Larry’s back and tell him it’s raining. Mmmkay.

The arrogance of these BP clowns and anyone else involved in this clusterfuck offends Larry. But not because Larry loves Earth… Larry hates Earth. It’s because they make more money than him and consequently bogart all the strippers without silicone ripples when Larry goes to the Boobie Bungalow. Larry is about as evolved as Early man. Put these clowns in jail so Larry can motorboat some saline dreams without breaking suction on welfare surgery krinkly ziploc bag titties.

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